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Emily VanCamp Bikini Delights

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Emily VanCamp is super hot, so even though she's Canuckian, I will allow her to be the new Agent Carter in the Marvel film universe. The TV thespianic turned sextastic addition to the Captain America tribe took a turn in some swimsuits for Sharp magazine and the world may never be the same again. At least the world of my Egotastic brain consumed by so much hotness in this world and so little time.

Emily has managed to fly under the radar the past several years with her boob tube roles in various series. Now she's a movie star and deserves to be ogled like one. Long, intense, direct, and fantastical thoughts of being stranded on a desert island with nothing to eat but coconuts and each other's bodies. C'mon, Emily, take a flight with me on a dodgy old plane across the Pacific. I'll being the condoms I've been holding since high school and my Barry White records. You just bring yourself, even though you'd still be bringing more than me. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Sharp Magazine



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