aldo-vallon - August 2, 2018
I know this is going to be considered a sacrilege to some for me to admit, but there are times when I go a few days without seeing a picture of Emily Ratajkowski. During those days I see many other pics of other incredibly gorgeous women and this leads me to have embarrassing thoughts. Some of these women are able to make me think Emily is not as hot as my memory would have me believe. These harlots actually make me doubt her hotness, that she doesn’t deserve all of the buzz that she receives.
But then I see a series of pictures like these and they bring me back to reality. I think I can relate to a schizophrenic in this way. Once I get back on my meds, Emrata’s pics, then I can see how clearly ridiculous my delusion was.
So I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to all of you, as well as to Emily. You all deserve better than my recent wishy-washy behavior, and I assure you that I will do better. Even if it means I have to change every wallpaper on my electronic devices to her in order to stay grounded. I will do better.
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