brian-mcgee - October 25, 2017
There are times in life when I just can't add anything to the conversation. Try as I might, work as I do, there's no angle, no way in, no possible hope of me being able to wordsmith my way to a contribution worthy of taking your eyes off of something. In this particular case—as I struggle to drag your attention from Emily Ratajkowski's jiggling ass—I realize that I have once more stumbled into one of those no-win scenarios.
Perhaps it is better for me just to gaze at the glory that is Emily Ratajkowski's ass being squeezed, swatted, slapped, and just generally bounced about for our entertainment. I think we should all take this opportunity to stop reading what I've written and... wait... I mean, I don't want you to stop reading. I thought we had a good thing going there. I was riffing, you were reading, why would you want to stop reading? I told you to? That doesn't sound like something I would do? Okay, hang on...
Well, I have nothing more to add, not that there was ever a need to add anything to the words: Emily Ratajkowski jiggling ass gif.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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