Emily Ratajkowski Topless in Polaroids

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Lex Jurgen - April 7, 2015

This chick is winning everything. She didn't have to fork over any of the seven million from Robin Thicke ripping off Marvin Gaye, but still got instant famous in the video. She got to bare her tits in the overrated Ben Affleck movie last year and call it cinematic art. Her yeast infections probably produce perfect loaves of raisin challah. Life entirely opens up to you when you have fabulous tits. I wouldn't speak that aloud at a girl scout inspirational conference, but I'd encourage the troop leader to pass it along via the game of telephone. Maybe it is just a random stroke of genetic fortune. Maybe God has a special plan for you. You have lots of time to ponder such questions when you're sunbathing in Curacao and girls with much smaller tits are bringing you drinks.

Photo Credit: Jonathan Leder

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