Mitch Jablonski - September 13, 2019
Any time we get to see Emily Ratajkowski out and about is a wonderful day, but you wouldn't know that it's so wonderful if you looked at Emily Ratajkowski's face. I know that's a tall order, and her face is usually the last thing we check out, but it's worth looking at just how absolutely miserable she looks to be attending whatever the hell event this is as part of New York Fashion Week.
I've seen trophy wives put on a better face that this during sex with their wrinkly billionaire husbands. Not that I watch that porn genre exclusively, but it's definitely in the rotation. If you told me that Emily Ratajkowski was on the way to the dentist in these pictures, I'd be inclined to believe you. That's the way most people look when they're on their way to the dentist, not on their way to some gala fashion event.
Let's give Emily Ratajkowski the benefit of the doubt here and just assume that she's going into this event and has to sit next to someone she hates. I think that would put a damper on anyone's mood, and thinking that's the source of Emily's dourness is going to help me get through the night. Let's just call it that and move on with our lives.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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