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Emily Ratajkowski Might Have Won Halloween 2018 With Her Pefect Peleolithic Physique

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aldo-vallon - November 2, 2018

If Cavewomen actually looked as sexy as Emily Ratajkowski I no longer have to wonder how people managed to survive such terrible living conditions. With goods as precious as that to protect I would be willing to face any threat. It doesn’t matter if I had to take down a sabretooth tiger or live in a cave without and HVAC system. The latter of which I would rather die than face again, but for her I would have to push through.

Ensuring that she lives long enough to pass on her genes to the rest of the human race is an honorable mission in life. It is a hell of a lot more honorable than what I have been living for so far. For some reason paying off debt seems to lose its romanticism in comparison.

My knowledge of animal pelts is a little rusty so I am having trouble placing which kind Emily is wearing. Hopefully it comes from a real animal that she killed herself solely for this costume, and is not some faux lookalike. I prefer authenticity in costumes that will only be worn once.

 

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