aldo-vallon - September 27, 2017
The urge inside me to meet Emily Ratajkowski in the flesh seems to be growing stronger by the day. It is not for anything of an uncouth manner. I simply want to verify that the woman I have been seeing in so many pictures is actually real. Because it seems more plausible by the day that she is just some fabricated identity that the fashion industry has created in order to sell some merchandise. For all I know from the photos I have seen she could be some wax sculpture manufactured by Madame Tussauds. I imagine that would make it very difficult to change her outfits so frequently, but where there is a will there is a way. Besides, that is just one theory, I have plenty of others. She could also be a computer simulation, or maybe a cyborg. The latter would be harder to prove by meeting her in person but I think I could find a way. Maybe just spilling a drink on her could cause her to short circuit. I don't know, I am already having second thoughts on this. There are some things that man is simply better off believing in, maybe Emily Ratajkowski is one of them.
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