bill-swift - May 17, 2017
An odd kind of bikini, but a bikini nevertheless. The lust inducing ridiculously hot bodily form of Emily Ratajkowski was the first to make it to the Cannes-adjacent hotel hotspot of Eden Roc this year to show off her fine female form in two-piece swimsuit. They're somewhat conservative at this venue. Though everybody loves a sextastic woman in a two piece.
Emily's smile conveys that of a woman who's made it, is sharing it, and is literally glowing. Though some of that may be the ray beam of my passion bouncing off her boobtastic and sweetly perfect body. She's containing those funbags like a demure woman. But they simply must be let out. Do men still steal women's bikinis whilst in the pool? I mean, other men, clearly I still do. Oh, Emily. We should be there together, on your credit card naturally. That place might be over my high school kid limit. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Blackgrid