Emily Ratajkowski’s Amazing Cleavage Is On The Menu, Literally (VIDEO)

I'll have what she's having!

I'd likely give most of my left arm* to bury my face between Emily Ratajkowski's breasts and get the view that this menu is currently enjoying. It's a sad day when I'm finding myself hopelessly jealous of an inanimate object like a menu. There's probably enough extra virgin olive oil on that menu cover to grease your hair into a nice looking pompadour. 

In honor of the dearly departed Tom Petty, I think this song makes a fantastic companion piece to this GIF because none of us know how it feels to be Emily Ratajkowski...

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^{*My left pinky is my wife's favorite finger, so I can't part with it.}