aldo-vallon - July 24, 2017
Elsie Hewitt rocking that leotard style swimsuit brings back memories of golden age Jane Fonda. Her golden age being when she was turning out those exercise videos, which just so happens to be my personal favorite in her long career. But when compared to her Monster in Law period it is easy to see why.
The way Elsie effortlessly hits those poses puts her on par with the best gymnasts in the world. Normally I only watch gymnastics once every four years, but if she were to hop on the balance beam I might rethink that standard. I would pay good money to see that body straddling a pommel horse. Or put a ribbon in one of those well-formed hands, sit back, and watch her prance around the room.
I do not know how much effort goes into looking so pristine for a day at the beach, but I appreciate her sacrifice. How exactly does one keep boobs in a swimsuit that has a cut like that? Double-sided tape? Glue? Or maybe a don’t-give-a-fuck attitude? It is hubris like hers that gets me out of bed every morning in the hopes of seeing another nip slip or upskirt.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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