bill-swift - January 15, 2015
Elsa Hosk, how do I Swedish love thee. Let me count the ways. I see about forty-seven across nine different categories of lust inducement in your latest swimsuit shoot for Victoria's Secret. Oh, underrated Nordic beauty, you do such amazing things in your two piece swimwear.
As much as we do love our battle bikini candids, there's something to be said for the stellar sextastic looks of a world class model posed for the cameras pimping merch. If anybody could look this good, they would, but they don't. They don't cut paychecks to Elsa because she's replaceable. She has that certain photogenic slash I want to make love to her until the cows come home quality that makes her a standout in the selling of the prurient feelings game. Fine work, Elsa, let's meet up for happy hour. I'l have the wings and beer, you have the the lettuce leaf and water and we'll go from there. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret
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