elliot-wolf - May 10, 2018
Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it his bitch. I blame his parents. Musk’s 72-year-old father Errol is gallivanting the globe and during his glee quest managed to impregnate and bare a child with his 30-year-old stepdaughter. Elon’s 70-year-old mother Maye Musk is a model in her own mind, behaving like an inner city youth posing in streetwear fashion brands like Supreme for the ‘gram. He’s been infected with this “no shits given” attitude from those two outstanding parents and it cost him around $2 billion dollars after labeling a financial analyst as a bonehead.
An analyst with the firm that handles Musk's money apparently went to a no-no place and expressed doubts about the financial viability of the Tesla 3. Uh-oh. Musk then reportedly said, "Excuse me. Next. Boring, bonehead questions are not cool. Next?" Another analyst went down the same road and the situation didn't improve. There was a pregnant pause, then Musk said, "These questions are so dry. They're killing me."Just like that, reports the Mail, Tesla shares dropped off the shelf. Five percent, or about $2 billion.
Mail also reported that Musk and his friend Larry Page have an ongoing argument that could only arise between tech billionaires. Musk reportedly kept poking at the Google mogul's arguments and this prompted Page to call his pal "speciesist." That is, Musk automatically thinks existence breaks down to inferior and superior life forms.
You know what happened to inferior neanderthals? Superior humans ate them. For everyone’s IQ that sits below a cool 130 you should be worried that Elon and his ilk will eat you out of existence. It’s coming. That financial analyst was fortunate that Musk rather feast on baja tacos from the late night food vendors standing outside of Silicon Valley sex parties. Taco Tuesday is the only thing stopping this arrogant billionaire from farming humans for food and moving to Mars.
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