Ellie Goulding Cleavage in London

I've been brushing up on my London slang in a final attempt to seduce Ellie Goulding. In London apparently, they call clothes "garms." When you're in a bad mood you say you're "Arsey." And if you wanted to call Ellie Goulding's cleavage beautiful, you would say "Ellie Goulding has some peng cleavage!"

Why don't they have slang for cleavage in London? Or do they and I just know about it? I've been across the pond, but I've always loved the slang. I even tried to use London slang as part of my vocab, but all my buddies laughed at me. What a bunch of wankers, right? We can call cleavage "Goulding" in honor of Ellie Goulding's awesome cleavage. If slang is supposed to be a cool way to say something, then what's better than Goulding for cleavage? I can't think of anything. It might get confusing at first, but I bet it would end up working out great. Yeah, I can't wait to say that "Ellie Goulding has some rad Goulding!" the next time I'm around all my buds. This time I won't care if those dudes laugh at me. Ellie Goulding has awesome cleavage and they can all kiss my bollocks.

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