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Elle Fanning Seems Ready to Be More Famous

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Lex Jurgen - July 3, 2015


Elle Fanning is the anti Kylie Jenner. Same age, but definable talent, un-injected body, and she doesn't process your Visa card for peeks at her underwear. It's some quirk of quantum physics that both girls can exist in nearly the same space at the same time. I blame Elle's mom. She forgot that coming of age speech about putting family over self and upselling suitors by convincing them you've never had it in the ass before and you're scared it's going to hurt. Calvin Klein might cringe every time he sees girls wearing his underpants. I see it as sign of salvation. You don't have to be a whore to get ahead. Though it remains a huge help.

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