Ella Rose Red Hot Bikini Shots Show Her Perfect Body

Since models spend so much time in the ocean, I often wonder if their thighs have grown an immunity to touching the cold water. Like their bodies would know to always stay acclimated for a sudden drop in temperature. I know that it isn’t until I wade into water up to my thighs that my balls decide to turn into helium balloons. I assume women’s ovaries have an equivalent reaction.

All of my questioning, however, has been put to rest thanks to the images presented here. There is no mistaking the look on Ella Rose’s face as that wave finally hits above knee level. That is the look of a woman who is not happy with her situation in life. I recognize it well from all of my past girlfriends.

The important thing, though, is that Ella does not let the wave push her back to the shore. She has already experienced the worst that the ocean has to offer, aside from drowning, so she might as well push on. That is the same mentality my mother took to parenthood. After she had me she knew it couldn’t get worse, so she went ahead and had seven more—all of which had normal sized domes.

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