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aldo-vallon - September 19, 2017

 There are some women that are simply too beautiful and I feel Elizabeth Turner falls within that category. It baffles me that we can both belong to the same species when compared to her I am a neanderthal. I feel guilty wishing that she has a terrible personality, although it is the only thing capable of making me satisfied with my lot in life. I think that is the way evolution allowed for our species to continue up until this point, by ensuring no single person has too many gifts, otherwise all the men would have killed each other fighting over the beauties.

The way I can settle on a woman of lesser looks is to believe a woman like Elizabeth would make me miserable in day to day life. It is not as if she is going to be content on staying silent and being eye candy. Eventually, and more often than not in my experience, she is going to open her mouth and that is usually around the time I start losing my hair. I used to look like James Dean. Now I look like Larry David, only without the charm. I bet Elizabeth makes a terrible pot roast to boot.   

 

Photo Credit: Luli Fama Swimwear

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