brian-mcgee - September 11, 2017
Elizabeth Turner has a name that alludes to classic Hollywood. Her name alone conjures up images of Elizabeth Taylor and Lana Turner, but even better than those classic beauties, Elizabeth Turner likes to frolic in the surf and show off some amazing cleavage!
I think Elizabeth Turner is also the legal name of Keira Knightley's character in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Bear with me because I only saw them once, but didn't she get married to Orlando Bloom's character in the third movie before he went off to roam the seas or whatever? I think it's her name. It's what I thought this article was gonna be about.
I dig the idea of a fictional character doing a photo shoot and should Keira Knightley's character in Pirates decide she wants to do a spread for whatever magazine, they should welcome that opportunity with open arms. Until then, it's nice to know that there's nothing fictional about Elizabeth Turner. She's a stone cold fox who makes you forget all about those Pirates movies. Unless you really like them, in which case... really? Even the fourth one, with Penelope Cruz? Woof. Well, to each his own.
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