brian-mcgee - April 11, 2017
You know how they tell you, "Find your happy place?" Well, I don't know who they are, but I think they're on to something because I have a new happy place and it's curing a lot of my problems. You see, as of today, my happy place is on Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram page and it's a video of the leggy brunette goddess jumping around on the beach in slow motion.
Prior to today, I would have to say that my happy place was standing under the escalator at the mall, but now I don't even have to leave my house to go to my happy place. Hell, I don't even have to get dressed. Tell me that's not the happiest place of all. The biggest problem I'm facing at the moment is finding the perfect music to accompany this glorious video. Thus far I've only tried "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" because it's currently the only song in my iTunes. And it was a free download, thank you very much. You're not getting a dime of my money for music, Apple.
If you're in need of a happy place, I'm more than happy to share mine with you. There's room for all of us on this island with Elizabeth Hurley, even you Kenny Chesney, and your sexy ass tractor.