bill-swift - November 24, 2016
I'm not entirely clear on the precise social purpose of the Animal Ball in London. But for the sake of horrible puns, let's presume if you're an animal with balls, you took very kindly to the sight of the many sextastic British ladies at the upscale affair, each showing off an appropriate amount of skin. As if there's an inappropropriate amount. None more perhaps than Elizabeth Hurley, who at 51 is not the least bit shy about being the bustiest belle at the ball. And all the power to her.
Granted, not everything within the scope of this ogling opportunity is entirely au natural. But, c'mon, it's a party. And the brilliantly hot and long time supermodel has the right to upgrade her funbags as we have the right to leer and applaud like seals. Now, let's get down to the business of spinnings those mams like so many colored balls on the tips of our noses. This is the Animal Ball after all, and I'm feeling very randy rabbit. Enjoy.
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