Elizabeth Hurley And All The Babes At The 2018 BCRF Hot Pink Party

Is it called the Hot Pink Party because of the color, or because of the quality of woman that is allowed to be there?

It seems odd to me that an organization focused on breast cancer research would be so discriminatory towards ugly people. Just because some of us make more people comfortable by wearing a paper bag over our heads does not mean that we cannot be of help fundraising.

Sure, we should not be put in front of a camera, that certainly would not help raise donations. But if there was some sort of call center then we would be able to raise boat loads of cash. Since we cannot get by on our looks we have honed fine personalities as well as skillful persuasive powers. Do you think I have bedded women due to my dad bod and receding hairline? Hell no. It has all been due to my wit. Now put me behind a phone I can have these people thinking they are donating to Brad Pitt.

Just do not expect me to wear any pink. It really is not my color, and I think having such a repressive dress code would only hurt morale. And low morale leads to low sales.

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