Elizabeth Berkley + bikini = terrified shrieking

Good news for Kirstie Alley, because Elizabeth Berkley wore a bikini in Hawaii yesterday, and now Kirstie no longer has the worst body to ever be on the internet. And she and her husband must know it because they're having the same reaction I am. At first I was like, "hmm, hey, what is this?" And then I was like, "uuuhhh, uuuhh, oh my god WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!"

These could have just as easily been labeled, "The only known photos of Bigfoot in a bikini" and it never even would have crossed my mind that maybe they weren't.

(image source = bauer griffin)