Elisha Cuthbert is “Sloppy Seconds”

Elisha Cuthbert's ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his "sloppy seconds," reports the Toronto Sun. But to be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and before Avery, she dated Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," a smirking Avery said after yesterday's morning skate.




"I just wanted to comment on how it has become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."

So, yeah, Avery's a total douchebag, but is calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds really something he should be suspended over? Personally, I couldn't give a shit. I haven't watched a hockey game in years. But what the hell is up with Elisha and her hockey player fetish? Pretty soon she'll be onto sloppy fourths.

And speaking of sloppy seconds, here's Elisha Cuthbert in her bikini with aforementioned current boyfriend Dion Phaneuf in Hawaii from back in May. More after the jump.

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