El Bigfoot Spotted In Mexico City

A group of mountain rescue workers that were taking footage of Mexico City's Popocatepetl volcano say that they saw a bunch of bigfoots, (bigfeet?), climbing of the slopes of the mountain. They say that they saw several humanoid figures loping around and later found giant footprints. Their leader, Huracan Vidales said,

"His footprints are very large, the part corresponding to heel leaves a hole, something that resembles a claw which apparently serves them – like a propulsive support – in these dislocations impressive through the snow and ice. Once, we saw one of these individuals climb up the glacier in 10 minutes, a stretch that we linger about 3-4 hours to go. They have an amazing agility."

Many people here in America are afraid that these bigfoots will try and cross the border and take moving through heavy brush jobs away from American bigfoots. But I say, let 'em come. We are a nation of immigrants and that is true of all different kinds of primate. It will just make our Sasquatch nation richer.