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Eiza Gonzalez Ditches The Bra And Flaunts Her Hard Nips In Studio City

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aldo-vallon - April 26, 2018

Why would she do that?

Why would a woman with a face as pretty as Eiza Gonzalez willingly choose to cover up her face with both sunglasses and a baseball cap? The gentlemen’s agreement that is in place says you can either have one or the other. But never both.

What, is she trying to go incognito or something? Doesn’t she know that the paparazzi can sniff out a celebrity by their perfume alone? It takes a lot more than just throwing on a couple accoutrements to throw them off the scent. There is probably already an app out there that can identify the shape of a person’s boobs even if they are under a t-shirt. And that makes choosing to go braless even more ill-advised.

And that app does not seem so farfetched. If buttholes are as unique as finger prints then why shouldn’t boobs be as well? We have Salvador Dali to thank for discovering that fact. Who knew that a having such a small obsession with butts could be of such value to the scientific community? Just goes to show, one shouldn’t let their fetishes go to waste in the dark corners of the internet.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA



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