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Egotastic Favorite Claudia Romani Busty Pink Bikini and a Mismatched Thong

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aldo-vallon - April 18, 2018

It seems a bit unfair to me that Claudia Romani gets all this praise over her mismatched bikini while I get nothing but derision when I decide to wear mismatched socks. I do not care that I was nude aside from the socks, I still think I deserve at least one kudos. I was blackout drunk after all. Me being able to remember to put on any socks is the equivalent to a baby taking its first steps, and I expect it to be treated with the same enthusiasm in the future. Because, let’s be honest, that isn’t the last time it is going to happen, so it is best to prepare yourself mentally beforehand and not fight it.

Fighting with a drunk person is like fighting against quicksand, they will only drag you both down. I know that I am referring to myself as the quicksand in this scenario, but that is only because I am so self-aware and want to do what I can to help those around me. I am that good of a person.

I hold Claudia Romani personally responsible for my past treatment. Not because she personally treated me this way, but only because she is the only person currently in my line of sight. I am not saying that is a just decision, I am only saying I am eagerly awaiting her apology.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA




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