Egotastic! Doll House Theater: Prince William & Kate Middleton Have A Baby

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bill-swift - July 24, 2013

Yesterday the entire planet went insane after the future king of England slid out of Kate Middleton's royal privy chamber. I'm not entirely sure why we Americans are so excited about this baby since we told the English monarchy to eff off 237 years ago. I mean, where I come from the result of centuries of cousins marrying is nothing special. They are just another mouth breathing troglodyte to man the fryers at Arby's.

In the latest installment of Egotastic! Dollhouse Theater, I re-enact what it was like to be in the delivery room with Will and Kate and wonder if things REALLY went as smoothly as they are saying or if there were any...hiccups.

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