Edita Vilkeviciute Sextastic to the Max for Victoria’s Secret

Oh, my future wife likes to play teasing bikini dress up games it seems. Sometime between right this second, and the minute Edita Vilkeviciute finally agrees to be my first future ex-spouse, we're going to have to talk about her wardrobe choices. As in, please, don't change a thing.

Featured in the latest and greatest bikini and casual beachwear shoot for Victoria's Secret, my Lithuanian Mrs. delivers a serious level of blonde bikini hottie goodness, leaving me to wonder if she'll have any surprises left for me on our honeymoon. I mean, besides the one where I find she's been fooling around with the bellboy while I've been sent away on a series of random tasks. Marriage is work. I keep hearing people say that. Enjoy.