Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Remind Me That My Honeymoon With Edita Will Be Bikini Optional

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bill-swift - January 31, 2013

Victoria's Secret has pretty much gobbled up every single good looking bikini model on the planet in their pursuit of owning the rights to all that is is universally hot in swimwear and lingerie, with their latest acquisition being the uber-sextastic Edita Vilkeviciute, the Lithuanian model who has almost sort of kind of promised to be my future wife. I mean, no formal response yet from my proposals, outside of the threatening letters from Interpol which are written in Esperanto or some other such silly language I can't quite interpret. But for a sweet delicious lady like Edita, I can wait another week or month or decade or two until she and I become entwined as one before her family and the actors hired to portray my family.

Just take a look at Edita shooting her bikini catalog spread and tell me you couldn't imagine an apricot jam and spreading knife bit of honeymoon fun with this woman on some tropical island inhabited only be colorful birds that will take sudden flight upon hearing our, well, my, primal cries of ecstasy.

Oh, Edita, be my bride! Enjoy.