Drink, Drink and Away: Ejector Seat Bar Stools

This is an ejector seat bar stool. While it's made using  an actual Martin Baker Mk10 ejector seat from a decommissioned RAF Panavia Tornado, it can't exactly 'eject' anyone seated anymore, so don't let its name fool you. In short, you'll still have to remove drunk douches from the premises the old-fashioned way, and that's manually.

So what can you do with this seat? Well, for starters, there's playing pretend while knocking down shots--the first part being what you've wanted to do since you were a kid, and the second part being what you've wanted to do ever since you saw the cool kids do it.

Check It Out: $13,000