Doutzen Kroes Tiny Black Bikini for One Hot Mama at the Beach Day

One thing that immediately comes across whilst leering at Doutzen Kroes in her various tiny little two pieces this past week is her lack of implants. Such is similar with all of her Victoria's Secret cohorts. These slender lovely ladies eschew the zeitgeist of the silicone humps, preferring naturally skinny beauty for their personal and professional lives. Everybody has their own preference, but there are few women in the limelight without the funbag assistance so worth noting.

And even more worth noting is Doutzen's continues sextastic on her mom in thongs trip to Miami this New Year's. I'm not sure how people not myself get so much vacation time, but if it has to be somebody spending weeks in the fun and sun and barely dressed, I'm glad it's Doutzen Kroes. I only wish I could be there with her. Somebody has to help her fill those pails. You be Jill, I'll be Jack. Enjoy.

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