Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Continue to Visually Define a Vastly Underrated MILF

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes still holds the all-time Egotastic! record for bodily recovery after pushing a pup through her Venetian canals; about 3 weeks post-partum she was in bikini-ready shape complete with new swollen milkers. It really was one for the record books.

Yet, Doutzen has never truly received the MILFtastic honorifics due her. Okay, yes, even we knocked her down a peg for getting knocked up and eventually hitched to a DJ, a profession that still befuddles us as to professional qualifications, but there's no denying that this woman looks ridiculously alluring in the little bikinis she routinely prances about the sands in, such as this past week in Miami. She looks amazing forward, port, starboard, and aft. And, man, the things we'd like to do to that aft of hers. Enjoy.