Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini and Beach Preening for Victoria’s Secret

When Victoria's Secret brings all the models to Miami or other warm weather ports of call for an all-hands photoshoot for their catalog, well, it's several days of something to behold and wish you were holding.

Today was the turn for Doutzen Kroes to flash her brilliant MILFtastic body in the cause of pimping skimpy bikinis to other moms who dream of ever looking like Doutzen Kroes does with her tight lean curves in her bikini...

And more tame, but still wicked hot, Candice Swanepoel, modeling some outerwear for the lingerie company, but still able to bring that ridiculously sextastic form to bear and inspire us to imagine just how fun it must be to watch her in the changing room (especially without all those pesky V.S. store security guards always chasing me away when I do try to peak at the local area mall location).