CELEBRITIES

Don’t You Wish Taylor Swift Was Your Girlfriend

Gallery Icon

bill-swift - November 12, 2014

Okay, Taylor Swift may not be the ideal girlfriend, the label hella high maintenance being tossed around. And you may not dig her music so much, the country pop or the new bubble gum over-produced pop. But you've got to give it up for her looks of late. Confident, worked out body, tight dresses, often very show skirts, and that coquettish smile that actually might be real coquette. Okay, you can choose not to give it up, I'm not even sure what that means, but I'm golf clapping and dreaming of Taylor running to me when rebounding hard from a disastrous celebrity boyfriend relationship and demanding I do all sorts of things to her that the Bible clearly prohibits. It could happen.

Taylor Swift didn't just become a superstar by chance. There are plenty of cute girls from the country music parts of this nation who play guitar and look good in sundresses. She's got that special bit of talent mixed with that special bit of 'it' quality now mixed with a skin tight wardrobe that is kind of driving me crazy. Taylor, I stand firmly behind you. That is both literal and figurative. You may now hide the children. Enjoy.

Loading...

Comments