bill-swift - April 29, 2014
A transwoman named Matthew put an ad on Craigslist looking for love in all the barn places. She placed the ad in the hopes that some horse owner would give her access to a male horse. She planned to...um...pleasure the horse with her mouth hole. The mind boggles at the thought of the logistics and outcome of such an encounter. The ad was flagged and reported to the cops who set up a fake meeting with Matthew and arrested him on charges of conspiracy to commit bestiality. The ad read,
"I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male Horse. Simple as that. If you have access to a Male horse, and can allow me access to a male horse, then contact me please ;) I will do something in return."
I'm not sure what the cryptic "I will do something in return" means but I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out. I wonder what kind of person wakes up one day and thinks, "I really want to suck off a horse today"? It's a little beyond my understanding. I'm surprised that this happened here and not in Japan where that kind of thing is probably an every day affair.