Don’t Need It, But Want It: Giant Lobster Claws

Archie McPhee has just debuted their weirdest products yet: Giant Lobster Claws that you can actually wear. They're so weird and bizarre and all sorts of ridiculous...which is why you feel that you must own a pair, because they might actually come in handy one day.

The 14.5-inch long latex claws slip easily over your hands to give you instant claws. Pick stuff up, grab people, poke someone's ass--you can do anything with these things on and say that it's all in the spirit of good fun (and dirty humor.)

Don't drive or operate heavy machinery with these claws on, though, if you know what's good for you.

Get It: $34.95