DJ Colleen Shannon Shows Off Her Turntables In Bikini Shoot

"The world's sexiest DJ" and former Playboy Playmate DJ Colleen Shannon showed off her subwoofers in a bikini photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu. The bombshell techno lover wore a tiny blue bikini that allowed us a good view of her spectacular funbags. They are some seriously intense ta-tas, my friends. I don't know how she's able to see the turntables when she looks down through those massive chest puppies. The bikini bottom is also really small allowing us a view of her incredible booty. It's tanned, toned, and perky. Can a booty be perky? Well, her's is.

I must admit I am unfamiliar with her work as I am not really a fan of techno music. But I'd be willing to put up with any number of pulsing songs that sound exactly the same if I got to see her in the DJ booth instead of some hairy hipster from Williamsburg or Silverlake.