Disney and Lucasfilm Delay Star Wars: Episode VII, Because They Can Do What Ever They Want

Are you guys sitting down? Get this: Disney is delaying the release ofStar Wars: Episode VII...by a few months. Because that's what you do when you have no script, no title, no confirmed actors, and billions upon billions of dollars. When are they changing it to now? Christmas-time of course. Well, maybe.

Bothon spies have reported that the 'Disney and Lucasfilm have December circled on their calendars, with a mid-month release - the 15th - being most likely.' They are citing 'multiple sources' so you know it's good information. Solid leads, really. You could set your watch to that level of certainty.

I'm thinking two things: 1) Sure, guys. Sure...'sources' and 2) Nothing about combining Star Wars and the Holiday Season has ever worked, ever. But, if this is true, it changes nothing -- they might as well just take my money for all three of those flicks right now. Seriously, there's nothing I can do. They own me. They own all of us.

Even though I'm going to see them all -- probably twice -- and if this is true, 2015 better be the best Life Day of all time. It'll be like, Double Life Day. But if it sucks bantha balls...well, I'll probably whine about it for the next ten years. Because, again, they can do whatever the hell they want.