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Did Tainted Box Give Michael Douglas Cancer?

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Lex Jurgen - June 3, 2013

Yep. Looks like it, according to Michael Douglas. And science.

Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."
-- The U.K. Guardian

Everybody thought Michael Douglas was crazy. For about ten minutes until doctors started saying, yeah, actually, slathering your partner's warts infected cooch with your tongue can give you throat cancer. I sat through sixth grade twice and I can tell you that little gem was never covered in Sex Ed. Not saying anybody should panic from this news, but I do think we ought to reconsider this whole feminist 'good for the goose is good for the gander' reciprocation nonsense. The next time your girl asks you if it'd kill you to go down on her every once in a while. You know the answer.

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