Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette's fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I'd thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she's running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don't let it stop. Enjoy.