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jhanson - May 30, 2016

Johnny Depp's ex-wife essentially called Amber Heard an opportunist in a handwritten letter stating she doesn't believe Depp has an abusive bone in his heavily accessorized body. People change. Depp probably didn't punch Amber Heard. He probably shot putted an iPhone at her while she was badgering him about vegan dog food. The phone happened to catch her on the face. She clearly felt she was in immanent danger so she catalogued it in her email and waited until the couple had been married almost exactly one calendar year to release the photo to TMZ. There are a few things to consider in this case: Johnny Depp is not a tiny man, and he wears at least three rings on each finger which is tantamount to brass knuckles. If Johnny Depp wanted to punch a woman or child or Justin Bieber type guy and actually hurt them their face would be way more fucked up than Heard's was. There are very few superheroes who have a utility belt full of iPhones to chuck at people like throwing stars. It was most likely incidental. If that's the best you've got we'd all be in prison right now, men and women.

With anything in life you have to follow the money trail. Why is this happening in regards to Heard asking for millions of Johnny Depp's dollars? If it was a stand alone assault case my tune would be a lot different. Essentially it's a he said she said at this point and nobody knows exactly what happened except Johnny Depp's mom which is why Heard killed her with her personality. She's going to bilk some money out of him. Hopefully she'll enjoy it while never working again because we all know the truth. In reality she'll probably win some kind of fucking medal and join the cast of Girls. If Depp was that much of a bastard why would his ex wife be defending him? Also to state the obvious he's most likely gay. 

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