Demi Moore Is Braless and Damn Glad to Meet You

Okay, so she doesn't look so damn glad to meet you. Demi Moore has apparently been hiding from public view and photographers lately, some kind of blemish on her face or mud-pack gone wrong over the weekend or something, but in either case -- thanks to our timely photographic friends at X17online -- I am not looking at her face. Not when her headlights are set to high beam and bearing down on me like a pair of super-powered halogens pole-strapped to an Alaskan crab boat. Demi, we lust you for your veteran MILF status and a hard body that continues well into it's 40's. But, seriously, somebody is going to lose an eye with those nipple pokes. Enjoy.