Lex Jurgen - May 11, 2017
If you're ever wondering how a woman sees her better self, conveniently read the slogan on her overpriced Spandex workout gear. "Scammed" would be the most honest, but more often than not words like "Hardcore" and "Girl Power" are substitutes. It's like choosing your gamer name. Though for $49 for a pair of stretch pants that cost two bucks coming FOB out of Guangdong. Inspiring words sewn into clothing isn't just for kids on the short bus anymore.
Demi Lovato went for "Confident". It's the natural progression after bulimia and cutting. Why wouldn't you feel confident half naked at the gym with your tits spilling out? Even a thick girls going to get men pumping twice the weights they know they can handle to impress. Let alone how amazing you'll look dipping into the pressed juice store where the gay men turn you on but won't ever touch you back. So, perfect.
Women have convinced themselves that wearing skin tight yoga pants and sports bras for seventy-percent of their day is an XY chromosomal statement of power. If they're ten stone or under in earthly mass, accept this largely as a blessing for people with dicks and move on. It's still less expensive than art classes and a French tutor.
Photo Credit: Fabletics
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