aldo-vallon - October 24, 2017
How much does a robe that fluffy cost and where can I buy one? I would steal it if I ever had the opportunity, but I doubt I ever will. The hotel rooms they are stocked in have to be even more expensive and it is not like they have them in Motel 8 bathrooms. That only leaves me with taking my chances on the internet. With my luck the one I pick will end up being some Chinese knockoff made out of asbestos. It is amazing how the right angle and lighting can make something look so much better than it does in reality. This would not be the first time I had this issue either. My mail order bride was the same way. She ended up looking nothing like her pictures and she even came with some complimentary asbestos as well. And to top things off I was stuck paying the return shipping. No big deal, you might think, just drop her off at the nearest UPS. Well, as it turns out, they do not handle humans. I had to buy a plane ticket back to Bulgaria along with an annulment, which is not as cheap as you might think.
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