ADVERTISEMENT

BIKINI

Deimante Guobyte in A Bikini

Gallery Icon

Lex Jurgen - March 19, 2014


I'm getting really fucking close to learning this girls name. I'm perhaps one solid wardrobe malfunction away from assigning the frontal lobe power required to pronounce a foreign name. It's too late for the current generation, but it would be nice if we started limiting the number of girl names worldwide. We could just call the oblong and unattractive babies, Lena, the middling girls we'd rely on someday to fix our computers, Nancy, and the genetically blessed girls we could call something exotic like Miranda. It would simplify life immensely. Questions like, 'Hey, have you seen Lena?' would elicit the response 'No, why would I want to?' until such time as people just stopped asking the question. People might still say, 'Do you know where Nancy is?' to which everyone would respond, 'No, why, is your WiFi not connecting?'. Everybody will ask about Miranda, and she'll pretend she can't find dates.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Tagged in:



Comments
Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on egotastic.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.



>