Death, Taxes, and Ariel Winter’s Ass On Instagram

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aldo-vallon - November 10, 2017



Back to the gym with @mackfit ?

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Rome was not built in a day, as they say, and if Ariel Winters keeps up with the gym routine that she has been logging then she will have her own colosseum in no time. In a couple of decades she can let it all go downhill and be left with some great ruins. It will be like life imitating art. Isn't that what we all want anyway? To have a killer bod for just long enough as is needed in order to have a few pictures taken for proof and to land a woman who would otherwise be out of our league. Once those two things are accomplished what is the point in killing yourself in the gym? We are only fighting a losing battle against time, and we all will lose. So get out there, build a body that can deflect bullets, and then let it all waste away slowly with every slice of pizza.   


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