chris-littlechild - February 7, 2015
Let's be frank here (I'm not even assed if your name isn't in fact Frank, just work with me). Man to man, Ego-ogler to Ego-ogler... our lust for all things boobtastic doesn't look great on a resume. I don't know about you, but an ability to recognise any lady in Tinseltown by her aerolae alone hasn't earned me many job positions.
I did once get a call back for the position of Hooters Waitress Inspector, but it didn't pan out.
Anywho, the point of all this prattle is that boob-centric careers are a rare thing. But it's worked for Team Ninja, with their notorious Dead or Alive franchise. Avert your eyes, Little Jimmy! Last Round is here, and this time... it's jigglier.
Since the first release in 1996, these guys have been refining their perky pugilists' knockers. 'Refining' in the sense of ensuring they're nothing effing like real ladylumps. Sure, fancy new sweat physics that make their tops increasingly see-through as they fight is a great use of technology, but the Wobble-o-meter has gone way off the charts in the process.
But we know all of this. What you may not have seen is this latest launch trailer. And you really should, because it has it all: new characters, crazy bat-women, demon dudes, theatrical lighting effects and even smaller bikinis than usual. What's not to like?
Dead or Alive 5: Last Round hits consoles February 17, with the PC and Steam release delayed to March 30.