Darth Vader Runs For Office In The Ukraine

Gallery Icon

bill-swift - October 28, 2014

The Ukraine has been in the news a lot in the past year over separatist movements and the Russians menacing the borders. It's no surprise seeing as the Ukraine has been politically unstable for years. Luckily, one cyborg has risen to rule the Ukraine with a black leather clad robotic fist. Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, ran for public office in the Ukraine. Vader showed up with stormtroopers and blared the Imperial March from a large truck. But, as a sign of the political corruption of the state and voting system, he was not allowed to vote when he showed up at the polling station. They told him that he had to remove his mask but we all know that taking off his helmet would kill him. Who is some schmuck at a polling station to ask Lord Vader to remove his mask?

He did not win a seat in parliament. I can't understand why. I would vote for Darth Vader. It can't be any worse than the chuckleheads they have as politicians in the Ukraine.

Tagged in: humor ,

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.