Daphne Joy’s Ridiculous Curves And Pokies On The Beach

If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when looking at Daphne Joy I’d probably be a billionaire like Warren Buffet or something close to it. I also wouldn’t hesitate to invest time, money, and energy into someone so hot. I’d be the first venture capitalist to exclusively seek seductive women on the beach to bet big on a start-up business of love. Daphne would be the first lady that I would approach. I’d ask her all types of questions and where she sees herself in a few years. Hopefully her answer is along the lines of in my arms.

Joy is just a lady that I can never get enough of. I’d join her in any body of water that she would ask me to tag along in no matter how deep. Ever since I laid eyes on her I often swim in a sea of Daphne when I daydream. It’s the only ocean where I purposely don’t wear a life vest and don’t mind drowning. Diving into Daphne's love is on my bucket list and everyday I come up with a new way to try to complete the task. I feel like I'm getting close to crossing it off. I just need to find out her favorite beach so we can have a conversation when I run into her.

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