Dancing with the Stars’ Sharna Burgess Shows Off Bikini in Miami

Why is it that when most women decide to dye their hair an eccentric color they almost always pick blue or green? Personally, I think the kind of red on Sharna Burgess is much more attractive. Although, that could be due in part to how hot she is on her own. But this one is real red, not to be confused with that imposter color of natural redheads. We have been patronizing them long enough. We all know that their hair is orange, there is no longer a point to abetting their delusion. The sooner they accept it, the sooner they can move on.

But back to the hair dyeing. I almost feel like I am missing out on a secret code like the ones that gay people had with truck stops and airport bathrooms. Does blue and green hair mean something? It has to. Why else would women be choosing that color when there are so many more attractive ones at their disposal.

I am just thankful that Sharna chose red because it took her hotness to a new level. I wonder if the name of this particular shade is “Red Hot”? If not, it was a missed opportunity.

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