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Dance Central 3 Will Two-Step to Kinect in October, We Critique the Track List (VIDEO)

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The important part is Dance Central 3 has a piping hot release date of October 16, 2012 for North Americans and October 19 for everywhere else that's allowed to have this game. Now that this business is out of the way, let's get to the all-important track listing and our even more important take on each track to be featured in the game.

Let the hilarity begin.

2NE1 – "I Am The Best (Original Version)" - (No idea who or what this is)

Alice Deejay – "Better Off Alone"
(Ditto)

Backstreet Boys – "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
(A guilty pleasure, we'll admit, and a senseless video)

J.J. Fad – "Supersonic"
(Yes! In your face Fergie!)

Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz ft. Ying Yang Twins – "Get Low"
(Unlike early Lil Jon tracks, this one has too many words)

LMFAO – "Sexy And I Know It"
(No.)

Los Del Rio – "Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix)"
(Only if the woman you're dancing with speaks Spanish)

Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – "Moves Like Jagger"
(This is the ringtone on my landline phone)

Vanilla Ice – "Ice Ice Baby"
(Suge Knight could have spared us of this silliness)

Vicki Sue Robinson – "Turn The Beat Around"
(In your face, Gloria Estefan!)

Village People – "Y.M.C.A."
(You made two games WITHOUT this one? Somebody should be fired)

50 Cent – "In Da Club" (Musically, it's been downhill for Curtis since this one. Financially? Wow)

Cali Swag District – "Teach Me How to Dougie"
(Finally, you can learn in private)

Cobra Starship ft. Sabi – "You Make Me Feel…"
(Nope)

E.U. – "Da' Butt"
(This track singlehandedly redeemed Spike Lee's "School Daze")

Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina – "Stereo Love"
(Uh, ok)

Gloria Gaynor – "I Will Survive"
(Only with an open bottle of wine after a Lifetime movie-of-the-week)

Marcia Griffiths – "Electric Boogie"
(You should already know this from the last three weddings you attended)

Usher ft. Will.I.Am – "OMG"
(Contrary to what you might think, this is not a song for dancers)

Usher – "Scream"
(See above)

Van McCoy – "The Hustle"
(This is what your parents were doing before they had you)

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